No Debate

"It is better to debate a question without settling it
than to settle a question without debating it."
- Joseph Joubert

Who Watches

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
-Roman poet, Decimus Iunius Iuvenalis, know in English as Juvenal: 

which is literally translated as "Who will guard the guards themselves?" Also sometimes rendered as "Who watches the watchmen?

Politicians

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Who Bites

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Work Reward

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.
-Henry Ford

Truly Poor

Who are the truly poor, and who chooses to act poorly?

Less Government

That government is best which governs least.
-Thomas Paine

Wrong Cure

Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
-Henry Ford

Health

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain

Awards

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

- Jack Benny

Water Everywhere

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
-Ambrose Bierce

Life Long Learning

Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.
-Carl Sagan

Eating

Never eat more than you can lift.
-Miss Piggy

Help People

Help people that need it a little; when you help too much, you hurt a lot.

Poverty

Ignorance causes poverty; provide more knowledge, not more money.

More Means Faster

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

-Wernher von Braun