Examples

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others, it is the only thing."
- Albert Schweitzer

Choices

"My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!"
Harry Truman, US President

Just Think

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
Henry Ford

God's Wisdom

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-Mark Twain

Thanking Obama?

"Thanking Obama for killing Bin Laden is like going into McDonalds and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger.  It's the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the clown."
-David Rapponotti

Stormo Algorithm

If it can't be cleaned up after with a couple disposable paper towels; then reassess its relative functional importance.

If it still can't be cleaned up with paper towels; then abandon the function.