Politicians

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Hard Choices

The fiction of campaigning is very different from the reality of governing.

No Change

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'

Theodore Roosevelt

Voting

Many citizens will never learn to be very careful with loaded guns or their vote.

Not Funny

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers

Truth

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

Harry S Truman

The Problem